Organic Gardening Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Eco Princess

"Steamed vegetables."

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Go on - they're organic!'

Attack of the 'health' foods

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.