Organic Gardener Gifts

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Not only are they edible, you don't even have to sneak up on them! Early in the domestication of crops.

Do you have air pollution problems?

The Environmentalist

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

So Close..

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.

But is it organic?

Doing the borders.

Pumpkin patch

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Allotment

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Plant Lady

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'