Organic Farmer Gifts

'So, did you use compost or chemical fertilizers?'

'My sprayer kept breaking down half way through my fields.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes...

Organic farm

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

'Believe me, you don't need blood from that farmer back there, unless you like getting sick. Look at this organic guy here. This is what we need.'

"Genetically modified food. What next?"

Organic cowpies!

Organic gardening

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'She's from that organic farm up the road.'

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

The Problem of GM Crops

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Excellent, an unkept garden! Obviously not a keen gardener so the chances of us being poisoned here are low..."

Encouraging Organic Growth...

Organic Salad

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

At the market

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'