Organic Farming Gifts

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Taken genetic engineering too far

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'So, did you use compost or chemical fertilizers?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

'It's farm-to-table-to-farm dining.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

Will work for manure.

"Worries about genetic engineering are massively exaggerated. I can count on two tentacles the accidents we've had!"

Organic Farm - Please Dip Your Sandals

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Organic Food Incentive

Free Range Chickens

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

'You can't beat home groan.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

'To eat or not to eat?'

"What amazes me is that dad actually buys fertilizer!"

Veggie Princess

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

GM Foods.

"Genetically modified food. What next?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'