Organic Food Gifts

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

Organic Produce

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"Are these chemical free?"

'This should increase our business.'

"Eureka...it's the 'natural' flavour we've been looking for."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'I'm putting down that he died of natural causes.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'All our produce is locally sourced...I'd recommend the battery chicken baked in hydrogensulphide with polymorphene.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

"We want organic, we want local, and we want cruelty-free."

Woman shops at extreme organic market.

Sawdust.

GM Foods.

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Organic or Fairtrade?'

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Spare any cash? It takes green to go green!'

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

'I'm not having anything that's not organic in my body.'

Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

'There's absolutely nothing to worry about,sir. All our flies are organic.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Small-Batch Banking

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'My sprayer kept breaking down half way through my fields.'