Eating Organic Gifts

'I have to break into houses to fund my addiction to organic and fair trade produce.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

See you at the farmers market!

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

The Organic

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stuffing the turkey.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Peas on Earth.

'Is it organic?'