Eating Organic Mugs

'I have to break into houses to fund my addiction to organic and fair trade produce.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The Organic

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?