Organic Eating Gifts

'You don't use chemicals, do you?'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Good For You / Bad For You"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

All Natural Nothing

At the market

"Is the MSG local?"

Eco Princess

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'