Organic Eating Gifts

'You don't use chemicals, do you?'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

All Natural Nothing

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

"Is the MSG local?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'