Organic Eater Gifts

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Stuffing the turkey.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

The Organic

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Go on - they're organic!'

Olive Oil

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Peas on Earth.

Frankenfish

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."