Organic Eater Gifts

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

The Organic

Stuffing the turkey.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Peas on Earth.

Olive Oil

'Go on - they're organic!'

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Frankenfish

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

'Fresh eggs!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'