Organic Food T-Shirts

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

Organic Produce

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

"Are these chemical free?"

'This should increase our business.'

"Eureka...it's the 'natural' flavour we've been looking for."

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'I'm putting down that he died of natural causes.'

"We want organic, we want local, and we want cruelty-free."

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

GM Foods.

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'All our produce is locally sourced...I'd recommend the battery chicken baked in hydrogensulphide with polymorphene.'

Sawdust.

Woman shops at extreme organic market.

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'Spare any cash? It takes green to go green!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I'm not having anything that's not organic in my body.'

Our fruits and vegetables are pesticide free!

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Organic or Fairtrade?'

'There's absolutely nothing to worry about,sir. All our flies are organic.'

Small-Batch Banking

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'With only one parent employed, our family can't afford to be 100% organic.'