Organic Cooking T-Shirts

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

The Authentic Christmas.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

Allotment

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

At the market

Eco Princess

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Steamed vegetables."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'