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'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Velvet Mesquite

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Organic

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stuffing the turkey.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

Peas on Earth.

The Authentic Christmas.

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Frankenfish

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'