Organic Chef Gifts

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

At the market

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

The Velvet Mesquite

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

The Organic

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Stuffing the turkey.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Peas on Earth.

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

The Authentic Christmas.

Frankenfish

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.