Organic Cooking Pillows

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

The Authentic Christmas.

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

Allotment

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Is the MSG local?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Steamed vegetables."

Eco Princess

At the market

All Natural Nothing

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'