Organic Farmers Gifts

"I'm switching the farm from dairy to organic crops only. You'll have to work a lot harder to earn your keep."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"All our vegetables are organic, ethically sourced and stunned before being boiled."

The Organic

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Taken genetic engineering too far

Free Range Chickens

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Strictly organic ingredients section or Russian roulette with genetically modified foods section?"

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

'I grow all our tomatoes. I grow all our spinach. All you do is complain about the cost of my twice weekly manicures.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Cage-free eggs.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'