Organic Grocer Gifts

"Oh, it's the best thing since small-batch, artisanal, unsliced bread."

Cage-free eggs.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Stuffing the turkey.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Organic

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Attack of the 'health' foods

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

Grocery Shopping

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"Uh, yeah, that looks a little too organic."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

Apples...37 Spinach...43 Peaches...51

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

Organic farm

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

Low carbon community.

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables