Organic Shopping Gifts

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

The Organic

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Attack of the 'health' foods

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Oh, that poor thing."