Organic Product Lover Gifts

'Why not just buy a tube?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

Stuffing the turkey.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Organic

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.