Natural Product Lover Gifts

Anita Roddick

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Sawdust.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

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'Mildred....is that you?'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Just stop (macassar) oil

'Why not just buy a tube?'

Which one of these things is the soap?

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

Wow! Look at these cool shower presents. Nature's Baby Boutique. 100% natural baby soaps, changing pads, bottle holders, safety gates and classical music tapes. Plus stroller, crib and swaddling blankets. Without all this stuff � How could you ever have a natural baby?

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Let me guess: that carrot came from the community garden, not the supermarket..."

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

Shopping for Organic Food

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

Hair spray for woman, Mr. Sheen for man.

"You could use some thinning and trimming."

'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'

"Oh! Now I get it!"

'Don't want chipolata right at the back.'

Oil of U-Lay

Spray on Freckles.

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

French perfume, out of odor.

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

Sensitive Range: "Ooooh, you've hurt my feelings now...!"