Natural Product Lover Pillows

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

Sawdust.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'Mildred....is that you?'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

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'Why not just buy a tube?'

Just stop (macassar) oil

Which one of these things is the soap?

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Shopping for Organic Food

"Let me guess: that carrot came from the community garden, not the supermarket..."

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

Alternative medicine - some of its remedies are possibly nothing more than snake oil

Hair spray for woman, Mr. Sheen for man.

'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'

"You could use some thinning and trimming."

"Oh! Now I get it!"

'Don't want chipolata right at the back.'

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

Oil of U-Lay

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

French perfume, out of odor.

Spray on Freckles.

"This anti-frizz serum, do you do it in a smaller size?"

SHRUNKEN ID STRIP#7 Worm inside Ed's head wondering about beauty products

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

'...because I personally rub it on.'

Sensitive Range: "Ooooh, you've hurt my feelings now...!"