Beauty Product Lover Pillows

Sensitive Range: "Ooooh, you've hurt my feelings now...!"

Will Work 4 Conditioner

Just stop (macassar) oil

French perfume, out of odor.

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

'Mildred....is that you?'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"More concealer?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.