Beauty Product Fanatics Pillows

Lesser known greek gods,

Lion shampoo.

Shampoo.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Hair spray"

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Botox.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Medium well, please.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'Mildred....is that you?'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"You have a very rare conditioner."

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

Just stop (macassar) oil

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

Which one of these things is the soap?

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

Week three, things started to get ugly.

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'