Beauty Product Fanatics Pillows

Lesser known greek gods,

Lion shampoo.

Shampoo.

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Where are my eyelashes?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Hair spray"

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Botox.'

'Medium well, please.'

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

'Mildred....is that you?'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

"You've been ages,dear-but never mind I've been patiently waiting in the pub accross the road!"

"You have a very rare conditioner."

Just stop (macassar) oil

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."

Which one of these things is the soap?

Week three, things started to get ugly.

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"