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'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'

Lesser known greek gods,

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Some scents are nonsense.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Botox.'

'Medium well, please.'

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"So what's your success rate?"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Butterfly Woman

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Mildred....is that you?'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

"You're using too much concealer Sharon. . ."