Beauty Product Aficionados Pillows

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

Bad hair day!

Shampoo.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I don't like your application."

What price beauty?

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"Hair spray"

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"More concealer?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Mirror mirror...

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.