Beauty Product Aficionados Pillows

'Argh, Harold, what happened to you?'

'Do you have a perfume that will make me smell thinner?'

Bad hair day!

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

Pampered and poodled.

What price beauty?

"I don't like your application."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

New Twenty Blades

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Mirror mirror...

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"More concealer?"

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'