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'Now THAT'S what I call a makeover!'

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"I don't like your application."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Some scents are nonsense.

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Hair spray"

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"Your mascara is running."

'Stop laughing - Have you never seen a girl putting her make-up on?'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Botox.'

'Medium well, please.'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Finally. Her lipstick is just right.'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Mildred....is that you?'

"We're running a little late. The Mrs. is still putting on her face."

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

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"So what's your success rate?"

Butterfly Woman

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.