Natural Beauty Lover Pillows

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Mildred....is that you?'

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"Rare, medium or well done?"

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Butterfly Woman

"So what's your success rate?"

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

A baroque elk.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

The entire family

Landscape artist

Just stop (macassar) oil

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

'This isn't going to be practical until somebody invents moisturizer.'

"Bad Hair Life"

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"