Natural Beauty Lover Pillows

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

"Your mascara is running."

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"So what's your success rate?"

Butterfly Woman

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Mildred....is that you?'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

A baroque elk.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Jo's Beauty Salon. On vacation. Closed for Summer. That's when things got ugly.

Landscape artist

The entire family

Just stop (macassar) oil

'Someone ought to tell Rapunzel about a good dandruff shampoo.'

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

Anita Roddick

"This is the candidate I'll vote for! He took a bribe from my favorite cosmetic company!"

Family scene in jungle, "No daughter of mine is going out with all that make up on"

"Bad Hair Life"