Natural Food Lover Pillows

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Spontaneous Kombucha

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

The Organic

Stuffing the turkey.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

A man and baby wearing bibs

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"George often brings his work home with him."