Natural Foodie Pillows

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Vegetarian Birds

"Two vegans, please."

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Queen of Quinoa

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Peas on Earth.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Sawdust.

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'Fresh eggs!'

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Healthy Eating Casualties

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'It's an organic still life.'