Natural Foodie Gifts

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Vegetarian Birds

"Two vegans, please."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'What are you eating now?'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

'Diet considerations.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Peas on Earth.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Sawdust.

'Would you folks care for some fresh maple syrup on your pancakes?'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'this is the only place where no one is fooling around with the genes.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Healthy Eating Casualties

"Exercise is a great way of losing weight."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

'It's an organic still life.'