Organic Product Lover Prints

'Why not just buy a tube?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

The Organic

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Stuffing the turkey.

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"Oh, that poor thing."

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."