Shopping Organic Prints

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

See you at the farmers market!

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Stuffing the turkey.

The Organic

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'Could you tell me where the organic locally-grown vine-ripened union-picked kiwis are?'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Cage-free eggs.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free range scientists.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

GMOs

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

Organic farm

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"