Organic Shopper Gifts

no offence, but I just can't buy food with a shelf life longer than my life expectancy.

Boysenberries and Girlsenberries

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Mulch madness"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Attack of the 'health' foods

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.