Organic Enthusiasts Gifts

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'With only one parent employed, our family can't afford to be 100% organic.'

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"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'I think it's an organic still life.'

"I'm not touching it if it's not organic!"

"But is it Organic?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Our produce has no pesticides. Insecticides. Chemical fertilizer artificial colour, or flavouring.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

See you at the farmers market!

Eco Princess

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Mulch madness"

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The Organic

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

Stuffing the turkey.