Organic Products Gifts

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Come in, Furgis. Would you care for an organic cigar?'

Organic Shampoo: Tested on Broccoli

'I'm all natural.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

But is it organic?

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

HELLth Food Sprouts

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'