Organic Produce Supplier Gifts

Organic Milk

"Good For You / Bad For You"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Apples for sale

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

All Natural Nothing

"Is the MSG local?"

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Stuffing the turkey.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

The Organic

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'Is it organic?'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Peas on Earth.