Hippy fighting off medicine.
Organic Produce Gifts
Looking for a gift that highlights a love for organic produce? Our curated selection of fun, food-themed items showcases the wholesome goodness of nature's best. Perfect for foodies, gardeners, or anyone passionate about clean eating and sustainable living, these products bring humor and heart to your gift-giving. Whether it's a quirky mug, a playful t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, find something that resonates with their love of fresh, organic flavors.
look dear... I bought two farmers
Supermarket: Food Added to Preserve Chemicals.
"Hmmm, not sure I trust that kale."
"Don't worry, the spices are organic."
Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.
You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.
Eve's Garden - Everything Organically Grown!
Supermarket dilemma
"You should be ashamed of yourself. Growing your own instead of supporting your local, massive, out-of-town hypermarket."
"Our potions are 100% organic."
What are you giving Mother Earth this year?
"Good For You / Bad For You"
'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'
The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener
Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.
But is it organic?
"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'
"We're odd looking but just as good."
"Is the MSG local?"
All Natural Nothing
"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
'Perfect. Do you deliver?'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"
'Excuse me - are you organic?'
'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'
'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'
HELLth Food Sprouts
'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'
'Our health-care system - eat organically.'
"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."
Organic Produce Gifts Collection
Organic Produce Mugs
Discover our range of mugs celebrating organic produce, perfect for adding a humorous touch to your mornings or as a thoughtful gift.
Organic Produce Pillows
Find cozy pillows decorated with organic produce motifs, bringing warmth and personality to any space.
Organic Produce Prints
Browse our vibrant prints featuring organic produce themes, perfect for brightening up kitchens, dining areas, or garden rooms.
Organic Produce T-Shirts
Explore our fun and stylish t-shirts that showcase a love for organic food and healthy living, ideal for everyday wear.