Organic Produce Enthusiast Gifts

"Was it locally sourced?. . . Were pesticides used?. . . Any fruit flies harmed? . . . Is it genetically modified?"

Apples for sale

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

But is it organic?

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

The Organic

Stuffing the turkey.

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

"Every year about this time...Tia Carmen gets back to her roots."

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Grocery Shopping

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Oh, that poor thing."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.