Produce Vendor Gifts

Apples for sale

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Ball as water-melon.

"It's probably just seasonal."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Conference Pears

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"Make me one with everything!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'No sniffing.'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

"FREEDOM!!!"

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Grocery Shopping

To-Let Town Centre Map

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event