Vegetable Vendor Gifts

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Peas...How many would you like?"

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Apples for sale

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

6 Brothers Falafel

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Ball as water-melon.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

Dog sells 'Hot Cats'.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Conference Pears

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Pea

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2