Vegetable Shopping Gifts

Vegetables

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"We're odd looking but just as good."

At the market

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

See you at the farmers market!

The discovery of asparagus.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'What are you eating now?'

Better Not Squash.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Pea

Cooking with Pierre

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Runner Bean...

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.