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'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

But is it organic?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

At the market

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

The discovery of asparagus.

See you at the farmers market!

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'What are you eating now?'

Better Not Squash.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Cooking with Pierre

Pea

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Runner Bean...

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"