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"So when exactly is it a good time for my tantrum?"

'Sorry ma'am, but a rule is a rule.'

''Not a significant source of anything even remotely nutritious'...wow, Mom, can we get these?'

Good foods - Bad foods.

Supermarket aisles - 'Good cholesterol' & 'Bad cholesterol'.

"It's just that I would be more thankful if we had roast beef."

"Is the fish fresh?"

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Christmas carol: 'Blow your budget stuff your trolley, tr-la-la-la-laaa-la-la-la-la...'

'I'm glad you came in today, Mr Rosewine. We just got in a batch of sour grapes.

What was good for you is bad for you.

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

Hypermarket - coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

Apples - Buy 3, Get 3 - Duh.

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

Meats

Shopping for Organic Food

'Seven dollars for dilauril thiodipropionate. I think I'll switch to potassium metabisulfite.'

'What if your saliva's not organic?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'It concludes with 'Don't bother to ask. You'll never find out what some of these ingredients do.' '

Supermarket with good and bad versions of a product.

Attack of the 'health' foods

Christmas food.

'Blackbird helper' meal being picked up by a King in supermarket.

'Ingredients: chicken, eggs ... Hey, the chicken DID come before the egg.'

Live chickens shivering above a frozen food case. Below them is a sign that reads, 'Frozen chicken thighs.'

Place Between Purchases,

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'Let's get these bite-size snacks to have with our bite-size news.'

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"

"Mom, that's 2% milk. Shouldn't you get a 98% discount?"

"Let's buy this stuff. There's still too many weird ingredients, but at least I can pronounce most of them."

"Who's next?"