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Come dine with me!

Cut Price

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Your meal sounded nice."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Thermidor Dali

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'