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Cut Price

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Try to guess the continent dining...

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Your meal sounded nice."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Thermidor Dali

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"