Vegetable Buyer T-Shirts

"He's our man in Brussels. . ."

Apples for sale

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Advocado

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Pea

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'Not here, Fred.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Artichoking victim

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Forbidden Vegetable

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Pumpkin Time!

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

The Perfect Garden.