Vegetable Gifts

"I Hate Salad."

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Allotment

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Steamed vegetables."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

Better Not Squash.

'What are you eating now?'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."