Vegetable Gifts

"I Hate Salad."

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

But is it organic?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Steamed vegetables."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

The discovery of asparagus.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'What are you eating now?'