Vegetable Cooking Gifts

"The tomatoes came from our neighbor's garden. Please don't tell him."

Prize vegetables.

baby sweetcorn...

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Allotment

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

But is it organic?

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

The discovery of asparagus.

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Steamed vegetables."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Better Not Squash.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What are you eating now?'