Vegetarian Cuisine Gifts

'A potato made entirely out of minced beef, designed to complement out faux-meat potato burger.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Queen of Quinoa

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Vegetarian Birds

See you at the farmers market!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Before/After

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'