Vegetarian Cuisine Pillows

'A potato made entirely out of minced beef, designed to complement out faux-meat potato burger.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Queen of Quinoa

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

See you at the farmers market!

Before/After

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."