Vegetarian Food Pillows

"Charles didn't like tofu."

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"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

See you at the farmers market!

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Before/After

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

Give quiche a chance!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."