Vegetarian Foodie Pillows

"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."

"And best of all, it's meat free."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'I've got a bone to pick with you!'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Advocado

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Vegetarian Birds

At the market

"Two vegans, please."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'What are you eating now?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'He's all eyes!'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Grocery Shopping

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"